Dear Mr. Elephant living above me,
WTF, bro? Seriously! It’s ridiculous and annoying that you can’t sit in one place in your room. Seriously. Stop moving. I will cut a bitch, don’t think I won’t!! Also, why do you insist on throwing things on the ground? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you are not, in fact, The Lonely Island and it is not acceptable to “throw it on the ground” every time you dislike something.
THIS KID. HELL YEAH MO FO!