May 2013
Omfg my roommate came up with a nickname for the girlfriend: The Dorito
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
definitelyafangirl:
patruelesfratresomnes:
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:
mrloopysquirrel:
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
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nyehpora:
littletrenchcoatangel:
mriloveyourhat:
treatherlikeroyaltymycroft:
restlesslyaspiring:
oathkeeping:
when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel
is that the king of sweden
is that the king of sweden
Always reblog the king of sweden
no that’s wilf u lil shits
grippedbydestiel:
sirspnstersociopath:
BUT GUYS
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED
THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION
AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER
SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:
THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL
*screaming*
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
iswearimnotadumbblonde:
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are...
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
